russellmael:

33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter

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commander-banana:

I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.

December 2nd 2012   314151 notes   - via / source
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
November 5th 2012   86271 notes   - via / source

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

October 21st 2012   64341 notes   - via / source
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
September 27th 2012   291398 notes   - via / source
  gpoy

indiansummersunset:

this is why i’m afraid to draw on sketchbooks.. o_o My best doodles usually end up on printer paper EVERY FCKING TIME. 

September 25th 2012   17177 notes   - via / source
  GPOY

When your bestfriend is making a presentation at school:

September 16th 2012   214163 notes   - via / source
me: abuses photoshop for dumb things
September 8th 2012   36 notes   - via / source
  gpoy
All day: tired
Time for bed: not tired
September 4th 2012   433 notes   - via / source
  gpoy

lokisgodandmycroftsangel:

imholdingmybreathforyou:

(via imgTumble)

This is actually so accurate it hurts to see it…

September 3rd 2012   61581 notes   - via / source
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eternallyfacetious:

niggorita:

there is no friendship in mario party

only stolen stars and screaming

August 30th 2012   31836 notes   - via / source

sshame:

i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care

August 28th 2012   155479 notes   - via / source

pittacus-lore:

stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals

August 27th 2012   166206 notes   - via / source
  gpoy

Tumblr has changed me.

Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
August 25th 2012   185405 notes   - via / source
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